satanismyhomeboii:

this is the greatest thing I have ever read.

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That awkward moment when you’re talking in class, then your friend stops talking and you see that your teacher is looking at you.

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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aunicornlostintimeinthelettuce:

#Team ‘we have no idea where the fuck we are’

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deadb1ogger:

WHY ARE THERE PREGNANT EIGHTH GRADERS AT MY SCHOOL WHEN I DONT EVEN HOLD HANDS WITH BOYS

WHY ARE THERE EIGHTH GRADERS AT YOUR SCHOOL

my stomach hurts. omg

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welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

that awkward moment when it’s “a loaded god complex. cock it an pull it.” if you can’t understand that, please unfollow me. omg.